Let's all go Drag Hunting eh?

Now that democracy has triumphed and hunting is no longer a bloodsport.....maybe those of us who have detested it for so long can now saddle up the old nag and ride out with them? They have always banged on about it being a sport for all classes of people....be really spiffin' if a council house kid like me could turn up in me camouflage gear and maybe hitch a ride round chasin' a bundle of rags dipped in Eau de Fox....
What a lying cheating distorting band of toads they are though.... some red chopped slavering bint on horseback was on telly tonight spluttering on about how ".. if some of your viewers have a dog..and it chases a mouse in their kitchen...they'll be breaking the law!".....erm...like Bollocks missus. I would have a glimmer of respect for the gits if they at least had the honesty to admit that they love the thrill of the chase....that careering after a live quarry is what it's all about.... bugger the pest control...Darwinian "good for the species"...stuff..it's blood they crave.
And...haven't the hunters kept their traps shut about Stag Hunting...??? What's the argument for that then Ms Mort..? Shooting would be so cruel...erm..well no actually...
Anyway...the voice of the people has been heard...the game's up.